Gonkulator

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gonkulator: /gonŽkyoo·lay·tr/, n.

[common; from the 1960s Hogan's Heroes TV series] A pretentious piece of equipment that actually serves no useful purpose. Usually used to describe one's least favorite piece of computer hardware. See gonk.